Ass Whuppin' [Unhinged Promos] Alpha Edition "What you attempt to pull

"What you attempt to pull from the aether

" —Bruenna

Set: Judgment Type: Creature — Dwarf Rarity: Common Cost: {R} Sacrifice Dwarven Scorcher: Dwarven Scorcher deals 1 damage to target creature unless that creature's controller has Dwarven Scorcher deal 2 damage to them

Some find inspiration in their swords

Set: Mirrodin Besieged Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {X}{G} Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less

Ass Whuppin' [Unhinged Promos] Alpha Edition "What you attempt to pullSet: Unhinged Promos Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{W}{B} Destroy target silver bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat. Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.